Getting on your period right before a big event
1upincantsing: smileyrosieee: iwannabeahistorymaker: and you’re like So accurate it hurts I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past.. im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
madipryor1: best-of-funny: ...
Me when I meet Eminem
Me: what's the line you say in "Superman" after you say "Superman ain't savin' shit?"
Eminem: "girl you can jump on Shady's dick"
Me: okay if you say so
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
homosocks: shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
When talking about a crush...
Normal people… My friends and I…
amoying: amoying: amoying: what if one day you woke up and your hands were bananas what if my text posts came true BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR BECAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT